ENDS TONIGHT AT 8PM!!!
2ND ANNUAL BEARD BID
Did you ever wish you could grow a beard just so you could fashion it in some unreasonable way? Now's your chance!
Remember those creepy dolls where you could cut their hair then push a button and it would grow back out? It's kinda like that, except with my face.
Remember those creepy dolls where you could cut their hair then push a button and it would grow back out? It's kinda like that, except with my face.
Here's how it works;
1. Look at that luscious beard. Imagine the possibilities, and bid, bid, bid!
2. Ebay Action closes.
3. Winner sends payment and chooses the beard/ mustache/ facial hair style that meets their fancy.
4. I pay a barber to put your chosen beard on my face. I wear that beard all day. (longer if it's a super-cool style)
5. I go out in public in a weird-beard adventure. I eat. I drink. I shop. I take pictures.
6. I send you a signed 8x10" photo of me on my weird-beard adventure.
7. 100% of the auction amount goes to Minnesota Pit Bull
Rescue; helping solid dogs find solid homes.
1. Look at that luscious beard. Imagine the possibilities, and bid, bid, bid!
2. Ebay Action closes.
3. Winner sends payment and chooses the beard/ mustache/ facial hair style that meets their fancy.
4. I pay a barber to put your chosen beard on my face. I wear that beard all day. (longer if it's a super-cool style)
5. I go out in public in a weird-beard adventure. I eat. I drink. I shop. I take pictures.
6. I send you a signed 8x10" photo of me on my weird-beard adventure.
7. 100% of the auction amount goes to Minnesota Pit Bull
Rescue; helping solid dogs find solid homes.
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